My wife cussed the Spaceman...
Yes... I finally broke down and started bonus whoring after reading this article on Jason's blog.
It all began last night at around 8pm with me firing up the Starluck casino software depositing $100 of my money to get the $100 match bonus and ended at 11pm with me having gone through 800 hands (exactly one-half the Wager Requirement) with a total of $193. Pretty good session. I hope it continues tonight as I try to finish up with the other 800 hands I need to play before I can cash out. I do need to point out that Jason is the middle man in all this... a "pusher" so to speak. The true man behind the scenes is none other than ScurvyDog of Sound of a Suckout fame and the proprietor of the world's greatest little home to casino bonus whoring info otherwise known as BonusBug. Check these guys out and I assure you, you won't be disappointed.
Title Explanation...
While grinding through the blackjack last night on Starluck the wife walks in and says...
"Are you going to be up until 1:00am in the morning again and wake up me and the kids when you come to bed??" Our bedroom and the kid's rooms are located very close together mind you.
I innocently responded "Did I wake you all up last night? I didn't hear the kids wake up?"
My wife listening (not) to my response is staring at the computer screen and asks "What are you doing?"
I answered "You know that guy Jason that I am going to Tunica with next week?? He turned me on to this thing called casino bonus whoring."
A quick aside...
Now my wife doesn't appear to be a big poker fan but I think sometimes it does intrigue her because before poker became a big thing with me when we would be watching something on TV and she had no interest, she would get up and leave to go read or something. Now she sits and watches poker on TV with me and just complains how she doesn't like it but she still sits there and watches. Anyways... I know I got off on a tagent so back to the story.
I know that my wife knows that I am way too long winded (I love telling stories in gory detail for some reason or other!) so in order to get back to my blackjack grinding so I can indeed get to bed earlier than last night and not wake my family up while doing so I continue and ask her "Do you want me to explain what that (bonus whoring) is??"
My wife rolls her eyes, curses at something under her breath (i prefer to believe that it was directed at the Spaceman) and turns to head to bed. Over her shoulder she says "You better not wake me up when you come to bed!!!"
I turned and looked at her beautiful figure walking away from me and said "I Love You!"
It's time to Rock & Roll!!!!
It all began last night at around 8pm with me firing up the Starluck casino software depositing $100 of my money to get the $100 match bonus and ended at 11pm with me having gone through 800 hands (exactly one-half the Wager Requirement) with a total of $193. Pretty good session. I hope it continues tonight as I try to finish up with the other 800 hands I need to play before I can cash out. I do need to point out that Jason is the middle man in all this... a "pusher" so to speak. The true man behind the scenes is none other than ScurvyDog of Sound of a Suckout fame and the proprietor of the world's greatest little home to casino bonus whoring info otherwise known as BonusBug. Check these guys out and I assure you, you won't be disappointed.
Title Explanation...
While grinding through the blackjack last night on Starluck the wife walks in and says...
"Are you going to be up until 1:00am in the morning again and wake up me and the kids when you come to bed??" Our bedroom and the kid's rooms are located very close together mind you.
I innocently responded "Did I wake you all up last night? I didn't hear the kids wake up?"
My wife listening (not) to my response is staring at the computer screen and asks "What are you doing?"
I answered "You know that guy Jason that I am going to Tunica with next week?? He turned me on to this thing called casino bonus whoring."
A quick aside...
Now my wife doesn't appear to be a big poker fan but I think sometimes it does intrigue her because before poker became a big thing with me when we would be watching something on TV and she had no interest, she would get up and leave to go read or something. Now she sits and watches poker on TV with me and just complains how she doesn't like it but she still sits there and watches. Anyways... I know I got off on a tagent so back to the story.
I know that my wife knows that I am way too long winded (I love telling stories in gory detail for some reason or other!) so in order to get back to my blackjack grinding so I can indeed get to bed earlier than last night and not wake my family up while doing so I continue and ask her "Do you want me to explain what that (bonus whoring) is??"
My wife rolls her eyes, curses at something under her breath (i prefer to believe that it was directed at the Spaceman) and turns to head to bed. Over her shoulder she says "You better not wake me up when you come to bed!!!"
I turned and looked at her beautiful figure walking away from me and said "I Love You!"
It's time to Rock & Roll!!!!
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